COWHC Men's 2s vs Addiscombe Men's 2s - 20th Jan 2018

we shall start this story on friday night

at 935 and its almost time for bed but uncle steve has managed to rip is contact im don’t know how you do that when you are wearing them but luckily im at a birthday party and im eating cake i look and see big nick and he is also blind and has some that steve can have arent i a good nephew

its Saturday now and i get to play hockey after waking up tired after the party i get to go and see my brother ollie and his friend that isnt a boy sonia and we get to go hockey yay after getting nicky we are on the way we get there and i see all my older friends having fun and i know its going to be fun today

so we start the warm up and uncle raj manages to control the ball into his face what a good start to the day uncle terry was getting angry that we kept hitting him with balls so i went and sat on the naughty step until i was allowed to join in with the big boys again

grandad jay let me start with great grandad kai this week I love my family it wasn’t long til brother ollie had managed to get into the D and shoot the keeper saved it but it went towards the goal i didnt want to get told off by mummy so i let it go in we were winning yay

2 minutes later we had a short corner sister dawes injected it went to the wrong person and i scored i hope daddy will be proud of me now

but then they scored and it made me sad uncle steves new eyes didnt work properly and he walked into one of the bad people and then he gave it to another bad man and they scored

i dont know what happened for the 3rd goal but incest uncle will scored and we were 2 goals ahead again whoop then we scored a wheely good goal it was almost like we new what we were doing we did good passing then great grandad kai remembered wear he should be and scored 4-1 yay

cousin alex then played a pass i couldnt reach and i slid into the fence im so silly mummy wont be happy with the whole in my leggings now

they then scored again which made me sad again uncle terry looked really upset i hate it when he is upset

we then had push back which means i get to touch it in my happiness I managed to miss the ball when passing it to aunty ash i was hoping no one saw but they did this made me sad

the umpire blew and i was happy again

i got to have a shower with all my uncles and they didnt wee wee on me so they must love me now

we won steve broke his stick jay didn’t score kai gave us win bonus

Joe Hyatt Aged 6 ¾