COWHC Men's 2s vs Trinity Mid-Whitgiftian Men's 2s - 09th Dec 2017

There once was a fella called Jay. He played hockey every Saturday. He liked reverse hits,
Even though they were s***,
But he wouldn't have it any other way.

He knew a fine geeza named Joe,
Who played the frost card, he did so.
15 shots of sambucca,
Turned up p***** as a barracuda.
And couldn't play hockey f*** no.

Their central defender was Steve,
Northern Irish and enjoys a three-man-weave.
Slipped over on the ball,
Now looks like a fool
A goal, the onrushing attacker could not thieve

The newbie on the team was called Alex,
Who chose to steal one of the oppo's jackets.
He got told off by their mum,
The ladies laughed at him, what fun!
Poor kid, must have been traumatic.

The goalkeeper was David Roche
One-on-one with attackers, he does not choke.
Knocked the oppositions ego,
So they called him a p****
A reaction, they did not provoke.

Tom Dawes was their midfielder today,
Who played the perfect ball to Jay.
Things got a bit heated,
Tom ended up seated.
And then he got Dick of the Day.