COWHC Men's 2s vs Chertsey Thames Valley Men's 1s - 21st Oct 2017

Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas! TEZZA

[WhatsApp chat; M&S rendezvous; sausage-roll carb-loading; M25 traffic; slick pitch]

When he leaves Addiscombe I am ready
I’ll wash his kickers with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his glove lies through his brain
Even after three games he betrays me
I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down (Addiscum)
A ‘keeper with no crown, ‘keeper with no crown
I’m just a Hockey Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, Terry
I’m just a Hockey Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, Terry

[Joe’s miss; onto JP’s feet; Pardeep’s warning; swing’n’misses; aerials into D]

Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas! TEZZA

[Slide tackles; shoulder checks; false celebrations; (disallowed-goal) jug avoidance; 0-0 Half-Time]

I couldn’t love a GK so purely
Even umpires forgave his crooked way
I’ve learned love is like a stick you can
Build a goal or sink a PC
I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down (Addiscum)
A ‘keeper with no crown, ‘keeper with no crown

I’m just a Hockey Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, Terry
I’m just a Hockey Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, Terry
Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
(3s)
In the most sporting sense
I am beyond a defence
Game hooker, prostitute bench, commits his mind
But in the smothering sense
I just save in future tense
Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear a neck-guard next time

[Tricky fwds; spectator muggings off; Dawesy VO2 implosion; deliberate feet; shorties; skip scores]

I wanna start you,
But something’s pulling me away from you
Jonty is my virtue,
Crows are the team I cling to
I cling to

I’m just a Hockey Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, Terry
I’m just a Hockey Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, Terry

[Raj goal-line save; 0-1 Full-Time; clean sheet; 3 points; cracking contest; win-bonuses; temporary top; abusing oppo in own clubhouse; carb-tastic teas; fake Fake Taxi]

Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I’m in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas! TEZZA

Songwriters: Nadir Khayat / Stefani Germanotta / Jesus Hyatt / Terence Judas Eeles
Judas lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC/CR.O.W ReCords 2017