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Mens 4th XIOld Kingstonian Men's 3s
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COWHC Men's 4s vs Old Kingstonian Men's 3s - 01st April 2017
Christopher Maundrell3 Apr 2017 - 07:58
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By Mike (who else!)
Promotion secured 2 weeks ago.
Champions one week later.
2 games to go to with little meaning for the 4s except for personal targets and to have a say in how many times we have to travel to Guildford next year!
Could go we 13 unbeaten, stretching back since October?
Could we claim our 9th clean sheet of the season?
Who would edge closer to being crowned the 4s most lethal forward?
Was it ever in doubt? Nope! Because we are the champions!!!
The 4s' reputation clearly does precede them as the oppo opted against taking the field in fear of a humbling defeat at our merciless hands. JP's war-cry of 'kill them and their families' has clearly carried far and wide...just like the stench of the oppo's soiled knickers. Oh the irony of a team who once played regularly with less than 11 that can now win games based on their reputation alone is too much!
Will the 3s win team of the year? Most likely (Obviously a fix anyway).
Have the 3s conceded less goals than the 4s? Yes.
Is the 4s' unbeaten run longer than the 3s? Yes!
Did the 4s concede on Saturday? Nope!
Did the 3s? Obviously yes.
Have an oppo ever been too scared to play the 3s? Nope.
Have an oppo ever been too scared to play the 4s? Well... what do you think? ☺☺
DoD: Ciaran because well you know, it's Ciaran.
PoM: The poor wives of the oppo... good luck getting those stains out!
Champions one week later.
2 games to go to with little meaning for the 4s except for personal targets and to have a say in how many times we have to travel to Guildford next year!
Could go we 13 unbeaten, stretching back since October?
Could we claim our 9th clean sheet of the season?
Who would edge closer to being crowned the 4s most lethal forward?
Was it ever in doubt? Nope! Because we are the champions!!!
The 4s' reputation clearly does precede them as the oppo opted against taking the field in fear of a humbling defeat at our merciless hands. JP's war-cry of 'kill them and their families' has clearly carried far and wide...just like the stench of the oppo's soiled knickers. Oh the irony of a team who once played regularly with less than 11 that can now win games based on their reputation alone is too much!
Will the 3s win team of the year? Most likely (Obviously a fix anyway).
Have the 3s conceded less goals than the 4s? Yes.
Is the 4s' unbeaten run longer than the 3s? Yes!
Did the 4s concede on Saturday? Nope!
Did the 3s? Obviously yes.
Have an oppo ever been too scared to play the 3s? Nope.
Have an oppo ever been too scared to play the 4s? Well... what do you think? ☺☺
DoD: Ciaran because well you know, it's Ciaran.
PoM: The poor wives of the oppo... good luck getting those stains out!
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