COWHC Men's 3s vs Old Georgians Men's 4s - 03rd Nov 2018

Case file: Racist abuse Date: 05/11/2018

Reporting Officer: Christopher Jenkins Racial Victim: Pardeep Chatwal

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Incident:

Racial encounters from Thursday 1st November 2018 to Saturday 3rd November by CROWs 3rd XI.

Detail of Events:

12:34 - Thursday 1st November: A whatsapp message was sent to the entire squad from captain racist himself (The Grand Wizard) discussing details of training that night and how it was moved to our new ground Monks Hill. However, The Grand Wizard thought it would be funny not to mention it to Pardeep! #SingleOutPardeep #RacistCaptain

20:17 – Thursday 1st November: Hockey Training. As expected, Pardeep Chatwal gave everything he had to perform to his best ability. He trained hard, as he does every week, to impress his evil Dictator leader. However The Grand Wizard was not impressed; he summoned his evil g**** p**** disciples (Lewis T and Cocksy) to racially attack Pardeep whilst he wasn’t looking at practice. The crafty KKK members were hiding in a bush, waiting for when Pardeep was alone and vulnerable. Luckily Lewis and Cocksy’s firework accuracy is as bad as their shooting in front of goal, so Pardeep managed to escape without harm. #G****Fireworks #LeaveThePoorIndianBoyAlone

21:09 Friday 2nd November: Staying Low on a Friday. The Grand Wizard was not impressed with his failures of hospitalising Pardeep from the previous plot. So he called in more support from his KKK brothers - G**** King Joe Hyatt. Pardeep was casually enjoying a peaceful night at the club, “Staying Low,” when the G**** King Joe planted roofies in Pardeep’s drink which turned it into a pint. He then challenged Pardeep to a boat race of who could finish their pint sooner. Fortunately for Pardeep, G**** King Joe is incredibly fat and was unable to consume the beer fast enough. Luckily for Pardeep he managed to escape that attack. #D*****G****King #SlayLow #VideoEvidence

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Actions Taken:

Grand Wizard and his little g****** got away with everything. They even managed a couple together and vote Pardeep DOD, when it should have been Woj (The smallest g**** of the bunch). He was lying down on the pitch counting sheep in the sky whilst the game was playing. #AbsoluteJoke!

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Summary:

We beat joint top of the league 2-0. Two fantastic goals by Pardeep and Brad and great team hustling to grind out the second half.

MoM – Scott / DOD – Pardeep
Goals – Pardeep + Brad Assists – Indy x2